We here at Ghoste Inc believe that one can overcome addictions/acts of stupidity, by sheer fear of inevitable pain.  Thus our engineers developed this Ninja Thorn Tree (Evergous Devourus Ninjapocus).  Its revolutionary design combines the Park beauty of a flourishing tree with the thorns of the rose and digestive system similar to the Venus Fly trap, a must for all you Landscaping Lovers out there.  Also plant near areas where Tree huggers have been sighted.

Really, this thing is amazingly awesome, I may post more pictures as research develops.

Um… Yeah.  It was pretty bad, But I got a cool Photo ;p

Generally a comic convention ranks high on the “NINJA CAN HIDE ANYWHERE, EVEN NEXT TO THAT DEAD PIRATE GUY” places on earth list.  Besides, convention goers never look up, weird huh?

Any-who, ninjawire will be up and operational on Aug. 28th.  Also if you are at the Conneti-con, look for me ;P  Special prize if you can find me… and survive.

If you’re sick of hearing it, then comment your (probably once in a life time) complaints.  And if you like the whole Twilight series, stay tuned as I tell you how the story ends…

Coming soon:  “Twilight’s End and The World That Never Was”

We are still alive and kickin’.  And how else can we kick off summer that with a tribute to the 2010 World cub.  We will be sending someone to the Conneticon (Conneticut Comic Convention), but you’ll have to be wary as to who we send…  It might just be a ninja.

Sorry for no comic, I am trying to  get the scanner I have to work.  More comics will be up ASAP.

Also if you were us, you have some early finals tomorrow, GO TO BED.

Sorry no drawn comic today, But this is important.   Information has flooded Ninja News Network (N3) stations that a dangerous new style of Pyromania has been invented by the Vocolo Clan.  Apparently the members can now set themselves masterfully on fire… or just found out that their suits weren’t fire proof.  More on this story as it develops.

… In other news, Ghoste’ managed to hit himself when one of his shurikens swung back around and sliced open his arm.  “OW! this really hurts,” said Ghoste’ moments after the incident.  His fellow clan members began to laugh uncontrollably.  They then proceeded to go to the sword shop and comic book store, but Ghoste couldn’t get anything because he is broke.

(This De-motivational poster was done by Ghoste’ himself)

Yep, a hamster, and he helped, go figure why he still holds a grudge…  Anyway, I’m going haywire with ideas and will do what I can to update every day this week, starting now anyway.

Yeah it’s true, I’ve been in conferences all of last week discussing some future work assignments, and am headed to NYC this weekend on some business venture, I figure it’s safe to tell you since I doubt anyone can actually find me there.  A ninja is so stealthy, that he can select a large group of people, speak face to face with them, leave them in perfect health (or how I found them), and won’t make headline news or even be mentioned in the local paper.  Yea, Stealth!

(Ps: Turtles, I’m coming for you, and Shredder, Stay out of my way this time, or it’ll be your other arm.)