Wonderful Genetic Breakthrough Part 1

We here at Ghoste Inc believe that one can overcome addictions/acts of stupidity, by sheer fear of inevitable pain.  Thus our engineers developed this Ninja Thorn Tree (Evergous Devourus Ninjapocus).  Its revolutionary design combines the Park beauty of a flourishing tree with the thorns of the rose and digestive system similar to the Venus Fly trap, a must for all you Landscaping Lovers out there.  Also plant near areas where Tree huggers have been sighted.

Really, this thing is amazingly awesome, I may post more pictures as research develops.